Clock That Never Lies - Jokes

Someone is getting a tour around Heaven and he asks "Um what are those clocks for?" "Oh those" Says the tour guide angel "well those clocks tell lies, like this one here. It says Mother Theresa under it and that means that it tells how many times she lied. As you can see, she only lied a couple of times." "how about that one" "well that one shows how many times peter from the bible lied. Again, only a small amount." "Hmmmmmm. How come I don't see very many non christian famous people's clocks on the wall." "Oh" says the tour guid "those are in jesus' office... he uses them as ceiling fans... Ya."