Clock That Never Lies - Jokes

Someone is getting a tour around Heaven and he asks "Um what are those clocks for?" "Oh those" Says the tour guide angel "well those clocks tell lies, like this one here. It says Mother Theresa under it and that means that it tells how many times she lied. As you can see, she only lied a couple of times." "how about that one" "well that one shows how many times peter from the bible lied. Again, only a small amount." "Hmmmmmm. How come I don't see very many non christian famous people's clocks on the wall." "Oh" says the tour guid "those are in jesus' office... he uses them as ceiling fans... Ya."

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With You - Hillsong

I stand on higher ground, I was lost but now I'm here
With you,

Chorus:
my refuge, my stronghold
Always with you, faithful one holding on
I am always with you

Verse 2:
Future of the world is within your hands of love
Love reaches me, I am in awe of you

Pre Chorus:
Well, I stand on higher ground, I was lost but now I'm

here
With you,

Chorus:
my refuge, my stronghold
Always with you, faithful one holding on
I am always With you,

my refuge, my stronghold
Always with you, faithful one holding on
I am always with you

Always with you, always with you, always with you

Bridge
I stand on higher ground, I was lost but now I'm here
With you,

my refuge, my stronghold
Always with you, faithful one holding on
I am always With you,

Nothing Is Impossible - PlanetShakers

Through You I can do anything
I can do all things
'Cause it's You who gives me strength
Nothing is impossible
Through You blind eyes are open
Strongholds are broken
I am living by faith
Nothing is impossible
I'm not gonna live by what I see
I'm not gonna live by what I feel
Deep down I know that You're here with me
And I know that You can do anything
I believe, I believe
I believe, I believe in you

Mighty to Save - Hillsong

Everyone needs compassion
Love that’s never failing
Let mercy fall on me
Everyone needs forgiveness
The kindness of a Saviour
The hope of nations

Saviour
He can move the mountains
For my God is mighty to save
He is mighty to save
Forever
Author of salvation
He rose and conquered the grave
Jesus conquered the grave

So take me as You find me
All my fears and failures
Fill my life again
I give my life to follow
Everything I believe in
Now I surrender

Shine Your light and
Let the whole world see
We’re singing
For the glory of the risen King
Jesus

Run - Hillsong