A minister told his
congregation, "Next week I plan to preach about lying. To
help you understand my sermon, I want you all to read Mark 17."
The following Sunday, as he prepared to deliver his sermon, the
minister asked for a show of hands. He wanted to know how many had
read Mark 17. Every hand went up. The minister smiled and said, "Mark
has only sixteen chapters. I will now proceed with my sermon on lying."
Wednesday, May 30, 2012
Wednesday, May 23, 2012
New & Latest Songs
Have you checked out one of the blog? The New & Latest Songs. Is all bout musics and songs! While reading this blog, please dun forget to go take a look as well :)
New & Latest Songs
New & Latest Songs
Sunday, May 20, 2012
Amazing Grace - My Chains Are Gone
This is quite a good song too :) Not really a new song, but is a nice song. Enjoy!
New & Latest Songs
Monday, May 14, 2012
Is Getting Near!
Click on the picture for more informations! or you can choose to drop me a comment to know more bout this coming event! Don't miss it! is Few more weeks from now only! Invite your friends and family as well!
Tuesday, May 8, 2012
Jokes - Member Looking at Watch
One minister says
that it doesn't bother him at all if his members look at their watches
during his sermons. It does affect him, however, when someone not only
looks at his watch, but also holds it up to his ear to see if it's still
running
Friday, May 4, 2012
In Love
In love? This is something I found over the website, and I think is something that we can really think about it.
Tuesday, May 1, 2012
Jokes - Walking on Water
One day a Pastor and a Brother took a Visitor fishing on boat.
Once in the Middle of the lake, the Pastor said" I seem to have forgotten my fishing pole, be right back" and to the visitors amazement stepped out of the boat and walked on top of the water towards the shore.
When he had returned, the Brother said
"I need to use the restroom, be right back"
Again the visitor watched in amazement. Once the Brother returned, not wanting to be outdone, the visitor said " I need to use the restroom too"
As soon as he stepped out of the boat, he sank.
The Pastor nudged the Brother and said "We should have told him where the rocks were"
Once in the Middle of the lake, the Pastor said" I seem to have forgotten my fishing pole, be right back" and to the visitors amazement stepped out of the boat and walked on top of the water towards the shore.
When he had returned, the Brother said
"I need to use the restroom, be right back"
Again the visitor watched in amazement. Once the Brother returned, not wanting to be outdone, the visitor said " I need to use the restroom too"
As soon as he stepped out of the boat, he sank.
The Pastor nudged the Brother and said "We should have told him where the rocks were"
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